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Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

1964 81 minutes United States

"Santa Claus vs. The Martians in the Battle of the Century!"

Commercialization of ChristmasCultural imperialismChildhood innocenceTechnology's impact on societyCultural exchange and misunderstanding

Plot

In this bizarre sci-fi holiday adventure, Martian leader Kimar grows concerned when he observes that the children of Mars have become listless and joyless, spending all their time watching Earth television broadcasts. Following the advice of the ancient Martian sage Chochem, who insists the children need the joy of a Santa Claus figure, Kimar leads an expedition to Earth to kidnap the real Santa Claus. The Martians abduct two Earth children, Billy and Betty Foster, to help them locate Santa's workshop at the North Pole. After capturing Santa Claus and bringing him back to Mars, they attempt to force him to build a toy factory and spread Christmas cheer to Martian children. The plot thickens when the villainous Martian Voldar plots to eliminate Santa, believing he will corrupt Martian society, leading to a climactic battle between those who want Christmas joy and those who fear its influence.

About the Production

Release Date November 14, 1964
Budget $200,000
Box Office Unknown - minimal theatrical release
Production Polaris Productions
Filmed In Long Island, New York, Brooklyn, New York

The film was shot in just 21 days on a shoestring budget. The Martian costumes were reportedly made from green pajamas and motorcycle helmets. The polar bear in the film was actually a man in a cheap costume that was clearly visible. The spaceship sets were constructed from cardboard and painted to look metallic. The film was shot during the summer of 1964, requiring actors to wear heavy winter costumes in sweltering heat.

Historical Background

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians was released during the height of the Cold War and the space race, a time when Americans were fascinated with space exploration and alien life. The film capitalized on both the Christmas movie market and the sci-fi boom of the early 1960s. 1964 was also the year of the Civil Rights Act and escalating U.S. involvement in Vietnam, making the film's simple, innocent tone somewhat out of step with the turbulent times. The film reflected the era's growing concern about television's influence on children, with the Martian children's obsession with Earth TV serving as a metaphor for American anxieties about media's impact on youth.

Why This Film Matters

Despite its poor quality, Santa Claus Conquers the Martians has achieved cult status as one of the quintessential 'so bad it's good' films. Its public domain status has made it widely available and frequently shown at midnight movie screenings and bad film festivals. The film represents the low-budget exploitation cinema of the 1960s that tried to capitalize on multiple popular trends simultaneously. It has been referenced in numerous pop culture contexts, from The Simpsons to Family Guy, and remains a touchstone for discussions about camp cinema. The film's MST3K appearance in 1991 introduced it to a new generation and cemented its place in bad movie history.

Making Of

The production was plagued by budget constraints that forced creative solutions to special effects problems. The Martian spaceships were suspended by visible wires, and the 'flying' sequences were achieved through simple animation techniques. The cast reportedly had a difficult time maintaining straight faces during filming, especially during scenes with the obviously fake polar bear and robot. John Call, who played Santa Claus, was a respected Broadway actor who took the role seriously despite the film's campy nature. The child actors were often left unattended on set, and Pia Zadora's mother reportedly had to intervene when producers wanted her daughter to work longer hours than child labor laws permitted.

Visual Style

The cinematography by William H. Clothier Jr. was rudimentary even by 1960s standards, with basic lighting setups and static camera work. The film attempted to create a futuristic Martian environment through simple color filters and painted backdrops. The spaceship effects were achieved through obvious model work and wire work that was clearly visible. Despite these limitations, the film maintains a bright, colorful aesthetic that gives it a distinctive look among low-budget films of its era.

Innovations

The film's technical achievements were minimal, but it did represent an early attempt to combine the Christmas and science fiction genres. The makeup effects for the Martians, while crude by modern standards, were ambitious for the budget. The film's use of green screen technology was primitive but present in several scenes. The spaceship models, while obviously fake, showed some creativity in design. The film's technical limitations have become part of its charm, with the visible wires and cardboard sets adding to its camp appeal.

Music

The musical score was composed by Milton Delugg, who would later become famous for composing The Gong Show theme. The soundtrack features the memorable song 'Hooray for Santa Claus,' which plays over the opening credits and has become the film's most enduring element. Delugg's score attempts to blend traditional Christmas music with space-age electronic sounds, creating a bizarre but catchy musical landscape. The film's sound effects were equally low-budget, with many alien sounds created through simple vocal effects and basic audio manipulation.

Famous Quotes

Santa, I'm going to make you the happiest man in the solar system! - Lord Kimar
A Martian Christmas! What will they think of next? - Santa Claus
We're Martians! We don't have time for fun! - Voldar
Hooray for Santa Claus! - Dropo (repeated throughout the film)
Earth people are very strange. - Girmar

Memorable Scenes

  • The opening sequence where the Martians watch Earth television broadcasts, showing distorted images of Christmas commercials and Santa Claus.
  • The scene where the Martians first encounter the polar bear at the North Pole, featuring an obviously fake costume that has become legendary among bad movie fans.
  • Dropo's transformation into the Martian Santa Claus, complete with a green Santa suit and his clumsy attempts to deliver toys.
  • The final battle scene where Voldar attempts to destroy the toy factory, featuring slow-motion fighting and visible stunt wires.
  • The closing musical number where everyone sings 'Hooray for Santa Claus' while dancing awkwardly.

Did You Know?

  • This film is often cited as one of the worst movies ever made and was featured on Mystery Science Theater 3000 in 1991.
  • The character of Dropo, played by Bill McCutcheon, was clearly intended to be the Martian equivalent of a comedian and bears an uncanny resemblance to Jerry Lewis.
  • The young actress who played Girmar, Pia Zadora, was only 8 years old at the time and would later become known as a controversial pop singer and actress.
  • The Martian robot Torg was played by a 6'7" actor who could barely see or move in the cumbersome costume.
  • The film's director, Nicholas Webster, primarily worked in television and directed episodes of popular shows like The Twilight Zone and Bonanza.
  • The film entered the public domain due to copyright notice issues, which is why it appears on so many budget DVD compilations.
  • The film's theme song 'Hooray for Santa Claus' was written by Milton Delugg, who later composed the theme for The Gong Show.
  • The Martian language in the film was completely made up on set by the actors.
  • The film was shot in color but many television broadcasts and early home video releases were in black and white.
  • The character of Chochem, the 800-year-old Martian sage, was played by Carl Don, who was actually in his early 40s during filming.

What Critics Said

Contemporary critics universally panned the film, with reviews citing its poor special effects, incoherent plot, and amateurish acting. The New York Times called it 'a juvenile fantasy that fails on every level.' Modern critics have reassessed the film as an unintentional comedy masterpiece, with many noting its charm lies in its earnest incompetence. Film historian Leonard Maltin gave it his lowest rating and called it 'one of the all-time worst.' However, some contemporary critics have found merit in its surreal qualities and have praised it as a perfect example of 1960s camp aesthetics.

What Audiences Thought

Initial theatrical audiences were reportedly small, with the film receiving limited release primarily as children's matinee programming. Over the decades, audience perception has transformed from dismissive to affectionate, with modern viewers embracing it as a holiday tradition for its unintentional humor. The film's MST3K appearance created a new fanbase that appreciates it specifically for its flaws. Today, it enjoys regular screenings at revival houses and has become a staple of holiday bad movie marathons.

Awards & Recognition

  • Golden Turkey Award for Worst Film Ever Made (1978)
  • Golden Turkey Award for Worst Director (Nicholas Webster, 1978)

Film Connections

Influenced By

  • The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951)
  • Santa Claus (1959 Mexican film)
  • Invaders from Mars (1953)
  • The Wizard of Oz (1939)

This Film Influenced

  • Elf (2003) - similar fish-out-of-water Christmas theme
  • The Santa Clause (1994) - modernization of Santa mythology
  • Christmas with the Kranks (2004) - commercialization of Christmas theme

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Film Restoration

The film entered the public domain due to copyright notice issues, which has ironically helped preserve it through multiple home video releases. The original negatives are believed to be lost, but decent quality prints survive through various public domain distributors. The film has been restored to varying degrees for different DVD releases, with the most complete versions containing the original color elements.

Themes & Topics

MartiansChristmasKidnappingSpace travelToy factoryAlien invasionChildrenNorth PoleRobotHoliday film