Getting a Ticket

1929 Comedy 11 minutes Directed by Mort Blumenstock

About Getting a Ticket

A judge charges Eddie Cantor with disorderly conduct for making love to a woman in the park. Cantor says she is his wife and shows a marriage certificate. The case is dismissed. Out on the road a policeman stops him. Cantor stalls with jokes, including one about an uncle who died in September, "B.C., Before the Crash." The officer hands him a ticket. It is not for speeding. It is for disturbing the peace.

Cast & crew

More about Getting a Ticket

Morton Blumenstock directed. The titles say Adolph Zukor and Jesse L. Lasky present Eddie Cantor. Charles C. Wilson is the other billed player. A notice on the surviving print dates it 1929, though some later lists say 1930. The Commons copy runs 10 minutes 34 seconds.

Themes

  • A marriage certificate in night court
  • Jokes used as a stall
  • A ticket for talking
  • Eddie Cantor
  • speeding ticket
  • night court
  • park
  • stock-market joke
  • Paramount short

Background

The "Before the Crash" joke places the patter after the October 1929 market break, or at least in the season when that break was already a punchline.

Making

The short is almost all talk: a two-set comedy, courtroom and roadside, built so Cantor can deliver a monologue to a straight man in uniform.

Music

Cantor's dialogue and the officer's replies are recorded as a talkie. There is no separate score credit.

Preservation

A print of about ten and a half minutes survives. A full dialogue transcript is on Wikisource.

Notes

  • Wikisource has a transcript taken from the film.
  • After the courtroom scene Cantor tells his wife he will be home when the radiator stops knocking.
  • The policeman apologizes for the park arrest once he hears the woman is Cantor's wife.
  • The ticket pun lands on speech, not speed.
  • Cantor was making other Paramount talkie shorts the same year, including A Ziegfeld Midnight Frolic.

Scenes

  • Cantor waves a marriage certificate and the judge dismisses the park charge.
  • He talks a traffic stop into a comedy routine.
  • The officer writes the ticket for disturbing the peace.

Quotes

He died in September, B.C., Before the Crash.

No; for disturbing the peace.